Everybody poops

I'd lie and say I don't poop at work, but, well...that's a lie. I totally do. But I go to the bathroom farthest away from everyone at 4am in the deserted part of the hospital I and make sure I'm stealthy. I don't go to the only bathroom in the only break room that holds the only coffee pot for the entire ER. So I know damn well this wasn't directed at me.

But seriously. Who in the world sends a work order for probable shitsmell?!

Courtesy flushes, y'all.