Doctor, to the extra-bitchy twat in room 61: "Well, your pregnancy test came back positive."
Twat: "Ugh. Positive for WHAT?!
DTTEBTIR61: "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
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Patient at triage: So I bought this new thing, called flexiseal, so I could use it at home. But it's not working right and I think I hav... -
Long time no see! I promise, I didn't just drop off the face of the earth. I was busy doing things that didn't involve lots of work....
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I was at work the other day and had just infused almost a liter of warm soap suds enema into a psych patients' butt. The young doc came ...
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